October 1st 2021
Corruption rate: 4%
[Jay Triston]
Good afternoon, citizens of Outshineville! I'm your favorite radio host, Jay Triston, bringing you good vibes through our number one station here in town. Today is a very special celebration that y'all know and love. If you're new here to Outshineville, the people here celebrate Town's Day every 1st of October. A day where we honor the first mayor who fought the rights and deeds to the town and sacrificing himself to ensure our good vibes of now. Since this is a very very special celebration, our station will ask the first calls for a song request that they like and a chance to talk to us on phone! If you want to make it to us, please dial 900-xxx-wxyz. Prank calls acceptable!
Alright we got our first call! Go ahead and state your name!
Heather: Uh, my name is Heather Beverlee. Thanks for having you with me!
Jay: Thank you ma'am. You sound pretty down today, would you like us to request a music you like to cheer you up?
Heather: Sure, but I would like to say something to everyone first.
Jay: You are more than welcome to say something!
Heather: I saw something strange under my co-worker's desk today and I talked to the management about it.
Jay: Seems pretty personal to say this to our listeners.
Heather: Yeah, but this isn't just me, 5 friends of mine out of work reported the same thing about this strange looking thing. It looked like dark goop but when we poked it with a stick, an eyeball started popping out.
Jay: uh oh, sounds like a horror story!
Heather: It sounds like it, but it's real. However, further inspection, it looked pretty harmless so we took it to the bin where we don't see it again.
Jay: That's it folks, if you see black goopy stuff that has eyeballs, grab some gloves or tissue paper and throw them away properly. Make our town clean and healthy!
Heather: Right, thank you. Also can you please play [song name] for me.
Jay: Our station doesn't shy away from every song that is available from every major music app you know. Thank you very much for the request and keep your surroundings clean madame!
[Douglas Harkmury]
I clocked out today as early as afternoon, which is much better compared to yesterday's work. Since today is Friday, my load off would be much longer than usual. To celebrate all that, I think I'd just enjoy staying at my house for the whole day and weekends. I mean, I don't have anything outside than just simply relax and stay in the internet or watch TV. People think I live boring, but I like what I do. I just hope I can keep this all day... Man, bills are a pain!
Perhaps I should ask my co-workers for anything to do in the weekend so I don't get that sort of impression. I feel guilty seeing that I'm the only person who checked out my ticket and leave. The rest of them are still working their asses over what needs to be done for the company. But to be given an early dismissal probably means the company saw my fruitful efforts for once! Hahaha, suck on that!
Anyways, where are my manners... as I stood up from my chair, I can't help but notice something unusual when I first peeked at my neighbor co-work. She was looking at some news about this town and not doing any work. The supervisor took notice of her, but somehow I didn't hear any word about getting back to work. Perhaps I should look it up on my phone later as I get home. Eh, whatever! If anything happens to this town, it'll be a big vacation and I get to stay in my house all day.